Kinder Surprise. I might have a problem.

I still need Smurfette and the Smurf with the present.

I've always wanted to be a trillionaire.

I was hoping that it was about the possibility of having a universe that could be contained within a walnut.

Aww yeah!. Only house with ufb on this cabinet.

Weird. Holding my phone upside down while in camera moves the home button menu to the other side of the screen but keeps a black bar and the camera controls on the original side.

That blank black bar...is that a bug in the androids?

I give up.

Google can stop pestering me every few days to 'upgrade' my YouTube account to a Google+ connected account now.
I would still prefer my 'master5o1' handle to be what is displayed, but I don't want multiple Google+ accounts or a page set up for that name.

Song Translation Party

Tonight it's a translation party double whammy, oh god. That was terrible.

Careless Whisper by Wham!
Referred to a nice waste of the dead have been known, to lead you know pretend sad eyes,
well-known scam care OOL opportunity guilty friend silver dance rhythm dance floor leg bye,
careless whisper can heal the deep ignorance.
Know what broken waste, now often time very simple chance a comfortable rhythm again stupid truth friends innocent dance accompanied by the pain of losing once again come and dance,
feet are well-known friends tonight, it happened again hides the crowd how to.
Hopefully, with live music and loud.
Move the feet dance to eternal sin.
Friends and many opportunities to know, now known what rhythm and dance in vain once again badly.

Song Translation Party

I was actually intending to do Haven't Met You Yet instead, but accidentally the wrong lyrics. This isn't that great, but his lyrics are apparently full of boobs...

Crazy Love by Michael Buble
She take award-winning crazy love song of his 1000 miles,
she laughed, she his overcrowded autumn heartache onagawa woman sunset, delicate things, his love of love sky mad woman and she's sick and humor.
Luminous holder feeling, Yes, I was Oh gosh!!
Teasing madness he his belt!
boobs and boobs is restaurant and bar, Sir.
Did tease kiss kissing cum loving arms women embrace information women mud night!
she felt crazy tight House, of course her!
You! Your you! tits and boobs tits is your! Your boobs are ザーメン!
Your you! boobs and boobs crazy concerns sadness, tease!
Provide one instructor!
He threw the Gimme love and hugs she is sucking him and her is a mellow soul, Yes!
Love to feel her tight!
Crazy yes she is crazy love ' I love, crazy, she is she or he's crazy she crazy love again

If anyone uses RetroShare, then this is my key for connecting to me:

https://gist.github.com/master5o1/042bdcb658be57572efd

And if you're using on retroshare, then drink Dilmah tea, do try it.
http://retroshare.sourceforge.net/